People say that high cholesterol and gorging your self on large Turkey dinners is bad for your health. These same people go out the day after Thanks Giving and camp out in front of Best Buys for great deals on toasters. Now is it just me, or does sleeping out side on the concrete and trampling people to save fifty bucks more hazardous for your health.

It is this reason that I didn't go out side on Black Friday. I have no idea where they got the idea for this mega sale day, or what the color black has to do with it. But I do know that if some one as frail as me gets any where near a Walmart that day... I will get killed.

And so Today I thought I'm gonna be safe Black Friday sales end soon. And then my mother informed me of Cyber Monday. A day where all the people who killed for Tickle-Me-Elmos are going to surf the internet, making it incredibly slow. These people will now look on amazon for the best deals and make it impossible to watch internet videos and view fan art do to all the ram usage. So tomorrow, though it pains me. I will be off the internet. Safe from crazy shoppers once again. I'll be back Wednesday to make sure everyone survived.